It’s refreshing to know that SP creators Parker & Stone feel the same way I do about this man, or at least about his music. I f cking hate his music so much that I even lied to my sister on her deathbed when I promised that I would fulfill her dying wish of spreading her ashes in Key West whilst simultaneously drinking a margarita and playing Jimmy Buffet songs. The best I could do for her was Jacksonville Beach and a few screwdrivers afterwards. In fact, my personal hatred for Buffet stems from living in Florida several years ago, and witnessing first hand the effects he has on potheads, frat boys and drunken women of all ages. I distinctly remember being in a bar once when a horde of douchey Buffet fans came streaming in, all wearing dorky hats and beer & vomit encrusted Hawaiian shirts, singing Buffet songs at the top of their lungs and passing around a gigantic inflated penis for everyone to sign (no, I’m not making this up). When the penis came to me I pulled a pen put of my purse and wrote on it “Jimmy Buffet Fans Suck”.

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