Up in Brattleboro Vermont, voters finally have decided that enough is enough and passed a law to have The President of the United States arrested if he ever came into the town. Kurt Daims, 54, of Brattleboro, the organizer of the drive, said the issue was a good one. Daims, a retired prototype machinist and stay-at-home dad of three daughters, felt time was high to show those no-good sonsofbitches in Washington that Vermont won’t stand for a President who ignores their state. So far, Vermont is the only state Bush hasn’t visited since he became president in 2001, and it looks like he won’t be visiting anytime soon.
Meanwhile, the State Democrats voted overwhelming for Barak Obama in the Primary Tuesday, and voters were promised that if he didn’t win the big one, state leaders would vote to secede from the Union, create a smaller, less toxic, user friendly country and have Barak assume command.