There is a video surfacing on the net from a beauty pageant held sometime in the 80′s (which will become clear when you see the hair and outfit). This woman’s “talent” is blowing the theme from Star Wars on a trumpet, but she sucks so bad, I could blow the Star Wars theme on my husband’s you-know-what better than that. I guess you could say she sucks and blows at once.
I think it’s pretty damn funny kids, so check it out. At 1:34 she even starts dancing!