There is no doubt in my mind that Trey Parker and Matt Stone have somehow strangely crossed into my personal life. The latest South Park story included Butters, Vampires, Clamato Juice, and Call of Duty. The simple fact that Stone and Parker actually used Clamato Juice, my secret vodka mixer and Call of Duty, my favorite game on South Park, my favorite show is about as mind numbing as you would ever know. Great Show! Take a watch below.

Just in case you were looking for a good dose of American Journalism, just listen to this  Former Air America radio host rant about Hillary, Ferraro and the poor slob who said something during her rant. I still can’t figure out how this kind of trash can be associated with an Election for President . It just seems that if the press in this country decided they don’t like someone, they’ll do whatever it takes to ruin them. What a shame.

South Park kicked off it’s 12^th season last night with an episode that highlighted, among other things, the suckage that is Jimmy Buffet. It all transpires when Eric Cartman goes into the hospital for a routine tonsillectomy and winds up contracting the HIV virus. We later see Cartman and his mom sitting at an Aids benefit concert where Elton John is scheduled to perform, but backs out at the last minute and is replaced by the owner of Margarita Holdings LLC:

It’s refreshing to know that SP creators Parker & Stone feel the same way I do about this man, or at least about his music. I f cking hate his music so much that I even lied to my sister on her deathbed when I promised that I would fulfill her dying wish of spreading her ashes in Key West whilst simultaneously drinking a margarita and playing Jimmy Buffet songs. The best I could do for her was Jacksonville Beach and a few screwdrivers afterwards. In fact, my personal hatred for Buffet stems from living in Florida several years ago, and witnessing first hand the effects he has on potheads, frat boys and drunken women of all ages. I distinctly remember being in a bar once when a horde of douchey Buffet fans came streaming in, all wearing dorky hats and beer & vomit encrusted Hawaiian shirts, singing Buffet songs at the top of their lungs and passing around a gigantic inflated penis for everyone to sign (no, I’m not making this up). When the penis came to me I pulled a pen put of my purse and wrote on it “Jimmy Buffet Fans Suck”.

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 Tom Cruise was in Fontana with Mr. Hendrick today at the NASCAR crashfest.  An old Hollywood friendship or some strange thetan thing?

There is a video surfacing on the net from a beauty pageant held sometime in the 80’s (which will become clear when you see the hair and outfit).  This woman’s “talent” is blowing the theme from Star Wars on a trumpet, but she sucks so bad, I could blow the Star Wars theme on my husband’s you-know-what better than that.  I guess you could say she sucks and blows at once.

I think it’s pretty damn funny kids, so check it out.  At 1:34 she even starts dancing!

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