A Halo3 Beverage Just Isn’t Necessary!
I heard this was coming, but I didn’t know when, and I guess deep down I thought it was just a fanboy rumor on HBO. Pepsi has made a Halo 3 version of Mountain Dew, and it’s starting to hit the shelves in America now.Mountain Dew is a great soft drink, but it’s loaded with caffeine (and some heavy drugs I’m convinced), one bottle of it has as much caffeine as like 4 cups of coffee. I once drank 2 of them back to back and couldn’t sleep for 3 days.Pepsi describes H3 Mountain Dew as “Dew With An Invigorating Blast Of Citrus Cherry Flavor”. That’s just what the typical Halo player needs, a blast of Citrus Cherry Flavor. These kids are already hyper as it is, now they are really going to sound like a bunch of rats on crack.
So here is GamingTalkHQ’s article on this (never heard of them until now). They also have pictures of the bottle, which of course is adorned with pictures of the Master Chief. What’s next? Halo 3 toothpaste? Halo 3… never mind.
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