Paul McCartney signs $400M deal and keeps $3.Fifty

Mar 09 2008

The Real Apple 

Sir Paul announced that the Beatles will finally sign up for an ITunes contract worth near $400 million. It was also reported that after he pays off all the blood-sucking, goldbricking, worn-out Beatles groupie’s he stands to make about $3.50. People waiting with hat in hand include Michael Jackson, EMI, Sony, and Heather. 

Also a big part of the deal, Apple Computer and The Apple Corps finally settled the lawsuit started in 1978 over the trademarked Apple logo this February, 30 years after it was started. EMI, who had habitually ripped off the Fab Poor for the last 3 decades, also settled another trademark suit worth millions. Either way, if Led Zeppelin and Tull crashed the ITunes server when they released, I can only ‘Imagine all the People’.  

One response so far

  1. You forgot about Yoko

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